First Show Appearance: To Mock a Killing Bird Played by: Callie Mauldin
Miss LeVirginFlower was born into privileged circumstances. She grew up tall and lovely like a camellia blossom in an East Mississippi sunset. The proud daughter of a steel and cotton magnate, she has been haunted by a loneliness ever since her "Big Daddy" died in an extremely violent and horrendously bloody accident on the way to his cotton gin. Her only solace is spending frivolously, slapping willful children she meets in public and drinking Wild Turkey on ice. She is horribly out of touch with reality and thwarts any and all efforts to "join the technological age" by defiantly insisting she "doesn't do email."