First Show Appearance: To Mock a Killing Bird Played by: Martin Morrow
"LET ME AWESOME YOU." Four simple words ungrammatically printed on a poster is what wows Oregon fans every Friday night at The Showdown: Strip Club and Shrimp Buffet. Sterger is well known for his "Is This Your Card?" trick and his "Watch Me Drink Water Kind of Fast" technique - the likes which have never been seen before. His $36 dollar a night show consists of the song "Magic" by Mick Smiley from the Ghostbusters soundtrack, but his friends and fellow party guests in Birmingham got a special treat as he brought his brand of terrible magic to amaze them and Bartholomew Wistful, his friend - and longtime rival after a bidding war over the classic "Hitler Butt Naked Eating Ice Cream."